Friday, October 24, 2008

Questions to some mysteries




Here are some questions to some stuff.



  1. What is Daniel, Ryan, Grandpa Dave, and me looking at???????

  2. Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

  3. Why are spiders cool?

  4. What is wrong with pickles, black licorice, and mustard?

I will tell a joke and then tell the answers.



Herbert was walking along the beach, when he saw a bottle. He rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes." Herbert thought for a moment and said, "For my first wish, I would like to be the richest man in the world". A puff of smoke and Poof! All the grains of sand turned into millions of gold coins. "For my next wish", said Herbert," I would like to have muscles like Arnold Swartsinager". And poof! He had fine muscles. Then Herbert said, "For my last wish, I want to be irresistible to girls". And poof! He turned into a Barbie doll. Ha Ha ha!!!!

Answers"



  1. We are looking at a fishing pole stuck in a tree

  2. We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway because someone made it that way.

  3. Spiders are cool because they are.

  4. There is nothing wrong with pickles, black licorice, or mustard!

Until next time, Good bye!




2 comments:

Garrett said...

Very good questions. I thought you were looking at Superman (or some strange UFO flying in the Colorado skies.)

I guess the next question that I have is how a fishing pole ended up in a tree?

I really don't think spiders are that cool, but they can make some people I know scream like a little kid. :P

Dan the Man said...

everything is wrong with pickles, black licorish( I don't know how to spell it ), and musterd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!